DANGER!

Danger! Danger! Danger!!! The Zukes are stressing the word “Danger”… it’s a good word, Danger!

The Zucchini Brothers not only like the “word”, they put their physical selves at risk to provide their audiences with this sense. Seven flaming torches juggled with a surprise crotch catch at the end (no surprise for those of you reading this now). They work with bullwhips, machetes, garden weasels, and even Spam to bring live excitement to the technology-over-stimulated public. A big part of their show, The Ten Most Dangerous Objects to be Juggled Throughout History, is performed on elevated “danger teeter boards of death” (rolla-bolla’s).

Really, the Zucchini Brothers have trained to give the most in the safest way possible. They have learned and heeded the advise of some of their contemporary performers. Hack and Slash advise the youngsters in their audience that “some of the things observed in their show should not be tried without another child about their own age.” Good friend, and fellow Minnesotan Tuey, says, “Kids, I should tell you that much of what you have seen here today is very dangerous and should not be tried at home…but that’s where I learned it. Hey, they don’t teach this stuff in schools.” The Zukes respect and believe in these statements.

1. The actual torch that they burned Joan of Arc at the stake with
2. Razor-sharp machete used by Ghengis Khan
3. The “Ring of Fire” that Johnny Cash fell into
4. Fruitcake invented by the great-great-grandmother of Julia Childs
5. Ded Bob Bonker
6. Jaw-bone of the Ass used by Samson
7. Thomas Crapper's toilet plunger
8. THE straw that broke the camel's back
9. An unopened can of SPAM
10. Garden Weasel

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